So I can’t decide if this one is gross or just annoying, probably both. Don’t think it’ll appeal to the masses. Well, haters gonna hate.
The eye rotates ~8000RPM which strobes against the frame rate of the D5. This causes it to jump around rather than rotate, which is the effect I was looking for. The speed varies, depending on what else is going on in the operating system. I’d be interested to know how it behaves on other models and brands.